the absolute limit
A sample math paper that no one asked, but I set up anyway —
i. Find the tongue circumference of a pathological liar if the radius is 14⁄5th the normal size during active
lying. [manipulation error should be considered in the formula as and when applicable]
ii. Consider the variable “H” to denote heartbreak and propose a mathematical framework quantifying
the impact of a rapid heartbreak on a bruised heart.
[Discuss the challenges of measuring cracks on a glass heart to determine the emotional melting point]
iii. Let M(t) be a function representing the current state of melancholy, where t is measured in tears.
Determine the percentage of blue in respect to (dM/dt) where t = ∞
[Interpret the outcome in context of a forced tragedy.]
iv. Suppose the relationship between happiness and delusion is described by the function H(D).
Determine the absolute limit of H(D) as D approaches e=2⋅718281....
[Discuss the impact of this limit where delusion introduces faulty values for happiness in the problem]
v. Consider a scalene triangle with the points A,B and C. If the lengths of the sides depend on the
intensity of mutual feelings, determine whether it's a “love triangle” by calculating the emotional
dynamics from all angles. [Calculate the intensity upto 4 decimal places]
vi. The intensity of envy (E) is represented by the function E(g) = ag2+bg+c, where g is measured in
guilt. Determine the coefficients a, b and c based on the following conditions:
At g = -∞ , the envy level is 0
At g = 0 , the envy level is ∞
At g = ∞ , the envy level is -∞
vii. On the same set of axes, plot the graphs of the fury function F(e) = e2+5e+9 and the desire function
D(e) = 3e2+7e - 13 where e is measured in expectations. Use red for fury and purple for desire to
distinguish between the graphs. [Label the axes clearly and mark any outbursts, collateral damage or
other critical points on the graph]
* All the questions are compulsory to answer in order to be accepted as a socially functioning human *
Arani Acharjee is an emerging writer from Kolkata, India. She has been passionate about writing since her pre-teen days. She writes about anything and everything life throws on her way! As a hardcore introvert, pen and paper are her best friend and it holds all her deepest and darkest secrets. Every now and then, she shares some glimpses of her notebook with the world (with butterflies in the stomach & all..) She has co-authored 12 anthologies till date, and published her own poetry book “Thirty times I felt like a human” in 2021.